MILF Fantasy Hall-Of-Fame: Mrs. Brady

Whom among us didn't crank it at least once to the understated matronly sexuality of America's favorite TV Mom of the 1970s, Mrs. Brady?

MILFlog: A Fleshbot Gallery of MILFage!

I dearly love Fleshbot as a pro-am industry journal, and this is one of the reasons why: they like MILFs. Hell, they like pretty much anything, actually, but they give a decent amount of time and focus on the subject of mature sex. So whenever I come across a cougary tidbit from FB I like to point it out. This one is a delightful gallery and exploration of the MILF phenomenon, and while I don't necessarily agree with their idea of just what is and isn't a MILF, I have to give them props for their selection. Check it out!

MILFy Monday: MILF By The Pound!

No, I'm not talking about chunky MILFs -- nothin' wrong with that, just not talking about 'em. What I AM talking about is this 8 hour, 2-Disc 69 scene comp blockbuster, Star 69: All MILFs! Vivid has been in "the business" for a long time, and they have a deep bench when it comes to quality comp fare. Unlike some, I don't mind a comp; even if I stumble across a scene from a movie I've already seen, I get to see all sorts of stuff I missed without wading through what passes for a "script" for some movies. The scenes might be a little shorter, but considering just how repetitive even hot sex can be, that can actually be a plus.

But this flick is a choice addition to my collection. There are a lot of classic MILFs on it from Vivid's prestigious vault, some that predate the current MILF craze. Some personal faves: Kylie Ireland is always a hottie, and seeing her in MILF-mode is wonderful. Alexandra Silk is also a classic mature lady, and watching her suck cock is dreamy. And Janine has always had that lovely motherly look, even when she's getting her ass penetrated (actually, especially when she's getting her ass penetrated!). All in all, if you've every been a fan of Vivid and their celebrated contract stars, then this survey of sexy MILFs is going to please you!

Eddie says take a look!

Eddie's Back!

Miss me? You probably didn't even know I was gone! But I'm back from a working vacation and ready to continue to regale you with MILF-related stuff. But that brings me to an interesting quandry:

An acquaintance of mine recently asked why I spent the time and energy doing this blog, when a) there were plenty of other sex blogs out there and b) it's a pain in the ass to build a site from scratch and develop a readership, when I could hitch my fortune to someone else's star who has already developed a readership by writing for other sex blogs.

Perhaps. But you came here because you want MILF, the whole MILF, and nothing but the MILF, so help you Hera! Go to a regular sex blog like Fleshbot or Violet Blue's and you might hit one story about MILFs a month -- if you're lucky.

Me, I prefer to indulge my niche without having to wade through a bunch of stuff I'm not interested in. I'm hoping you do, too. When I post my MILFy Monday picks, it's because I've watched the flick and found favor with the cougars in question. I don't want it to get lost in the torrent of "other" sex news, I want it to be right there up front. And I did this because none of the other sex blogs I was frequenting focused on MILFs. So while I could find space and even perhaps money by focusing my efforts on some other blog, I'd prefer to nurture this one along so that all of us MILF guys (and gals, too -- we know all about the lesbian older woman crush!) have some place to hang out, shoot the proverbial shit, and enjoy the MILFiness without, say, going through another dozen posts about the latest porn "it" girl.

So I'm glad we had this little talk. More MILFy Mondays next week!

EP

Double MILFy Monday!

Howdy, folks! I've been out of touch because of the festive spring holidays, scoping out the cougars exchanging their winter coats for tit-popping pastel spring sweaters, but now I'm back! And to make up for my absence, today I'm going to recommend TWO deliciously MILFy movies for MILFy Monday!



First up, Big Mommy Boobs #4! There's nothing like watching a giant pair of melons sway gorgeously (say, under a pastel spring sweater . . .) and this two-disk set from New Sensations has a full rack of lusty, busty MILFs getting their groove on! Cast includes: Abby Rode, Austin Kincaid, Devon Lee, Lauren Vaughn, Victoria Valentino, Donna Doll, Bailey O'Dare, Ava Lauren, Amber Bach, Brandi Edwards, Cynthia Pendragon, and Felony Foreplay! Not the same porncougars you see every day, and there's plenty of hormonally-fueled enthusiasm in this gonzo-style flick!




Next up is one of my fave series, MILTF volume 26! A lot rougher cut that its competitors, this bit of nasty from Heatwave plays all of your MILFy fantasies! Seeing Devin Devine's monster rack bounce around while she rides her son't teacher cowgirl is a great way to spend an afternoon! And when it comes to the nerdy mom fantasy, you can't beat sultry Holly Hughes, playing a business executive who brings home a well-hung young staffer for a crack at his staff! The flick is "porn funny", but it makes for a good Date Night flick (even if you're dating your right palm at the moment . . .)

That's all for now -- but I'll be posting again soon (probably about watching Lucy Lawless' boobs on Spartacus: Blood and Sand on Starz!, my new Favorite MILF! You've come a long way, Xena . . . )

MILF Monday pick: Big Titty MILF 10

If there's one thing I like better than MILFs, it's MILFs with big boobs -- and Big Titty MILFs 10 has five sexy MILFs with amazingly gorgeous tits! I checked it out at Adamandeveondemand and the highlight is definitely cover-MILF Janet Mason. Now, it's arguable that I favored her because I'm partial to redheads, but she bears a striking resemblance to the redhead on Desperate Housewives, and watching her suck cock was dreamy. I can't mention Janet without mentioning Vannah Sterling, who has boobs you could become pleasantly lost in for a couple of months and screws like she hasn't had a dick in about that long. Hot. It's a two-hour flick, and at a good price (don't be afraid to root around the site for deals -- they run specials all the time, which is why I like 'em) so if you're in the mood for MILFy mamms this Monday, check it out!

MILFology PART TWO: The Experience Factor

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Then there are the MILFs themselves. What makes them different from their younger counterparts? Well, an exhaustive search of the available media (translation: I watched about eight million MILF DVDs) reveals some intriguing observations. First, MILFs in general are more experienced than the 20-somethings that regularly feature in gonzo productions. That is, they know how to screw.

Younger girls, bless their bouncy boobies, often suffer from the idea that just because they have a pretty face, perky titties, a shaved beaver and a tramp stamp that they are natural experts on the arts of lust. The fact is, however, that however pretty you are, at their age they just haven’t had enough experience to be able to perform as well as a 30-40 year old woman who’s been getting laid weekly by a husband or boyfriend (or combination thereof) for decades. A Sweet Young Thing is wonderful to look at, but can she deliver the goods when it counts? Sure, she can have loads of natural talent, and develop it quickly, but compared to a real MILF these kittens are nookie rookies.

A MILF has experience, and with it, a sexual confidence that leaps off the screen and into our pants. When a forty-something looks at a long, thick cock in front of her face, she does so with undisguised lust – she knows how special a thing that is. And damn if she doesn’t know what to do with it. MILFs know the exquisite pleasure of a really good screw, and many have sampled enough cocks to know that the average porn stud’s raging tower of lust is a rare and special thing and should be treated with respect and enthusiasm. They aren't worried about camera angles or how their hair and make-up look or when they're getting paid -- they're here for the DICK, and that commitment to the erotic arts is a joy to behold. They've overcome the shyness, self-doubt and tentative demeanor that their younger counterparts can't help but have, and lustfully express their delight at a primo pussy-pounding by a powerfully potent prick.

That experience is attractive and authentic – and that’s just what the average MILF-lover is looking for in MILF porn.

Next: PART THREE: THE YOUNG MILF (Mommy)