LOIS GRIFFIN: FAMILY MILF
Sure, she might just be a toon, but that doesn't mean this sassy redheaded MILF isn't strokeworthy! Devoted wife to her nominally retarded toon husband Peter, this former débutante/model/heiress forsook her affluent roots for a mundane suburban Rhode Island existence as wife and mother -- and we couldn't be happier! Lois is an endearing uber-milf, aware of her sexuality and more than willing to indulge in her kinky side. But it isn't just her leather that intrigues us -- put this cartoon cougar in a simple middle-class nightgown and she's got our attention! Her devotion to her family, her passion, and her pragmatic nature make this MILF a lusty must for any aficionado! (PS: I hear she goes both ways . . . )
Whom among us didn't crank it at least once to the understated matronly sexuality of America's favorite TV Mom of the 1970s, Mrs. Brady?
Alex P. Keaton and his sisters had one hot mom -- which is why we're inducting Meredith Baxter Birney into the MILF Hall Of Fame. The blonde hottie captivated our teenage years on Family Ties with her understated suburban look, her 80s hair, and her dogged determination to protect her kids, despite whatever stupid, shark-jumping shennanigans they got into. She was the perfect Mom Next Door.
Now some MILFologists might be upset to learn that Mrs. Keaton came out of the closet recently as a lesbian with a permanent girlfriend, because it upsets their delicate vision of what a hot MILF should be. But personally, the image of Mrs. Keaton munching muff? That's just bonus points!
