MILFy Monday: Who's Your Mommy?

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MILFology, Part Three: The Young MILF ("Mommy")

A recent development in MILFology has been the sub-nicheing of different kinds of MILFs. Like most “fetishy” niches, there is a variety within the theme with many different and diverse attractions. Today it isn’t “one MILF fits all”, there is definitely more than one kind of mature woman worthy of our lust and appreciation. Let’s run through the various spectra of MILFhood, and break down the attractions, shall we?

First there are what we call the “Young MILFs”, women in their late twenties or early thirties in the bloom of new motherhood: Mommies. Often the allure of these freshly minted MILFs is their sudden appreciation of their sexual maturity – the tentative, experimental days of youth are gone with the pangs of childbirth, as are the petty concerns that once haunted them. After undergoing pregnancy and the massive metabolic changes and physical interruption of the standard sexual organs (like, for instance, the Titty Fairy arriving and granting them the boobs they wanted since High School, and the less-eagerly-anticipated Stretch Mark Fairy), not to mention the emotional trauma of the experience, the Young MILF has begun to realize just how much of their early sex life was BS and which parts are really important to them. Their sexual responses are less about their attractiveness or how they are pleasing their men, and more about pleasing themselves.

As Petra, Wise Young Mommy and blogger of Sex And The Suburbs blog states so eloquently about this phase:

I got married, moved in with my in-laws, had a child, and bought a house. I went from being a publishing/editorial assistant in a publishing company to a work from home editor and writer to an unemployed blogger. I also went from being 25, in the best shape of my life, having sex almost every day to 30, saggy and stretched out and having sex about once or twice a week. If I saw myself now back then, I would be horrified. Then I would go admire myself naked in the mirror and go have some crazy sex.

For our part, there is something about a new mother that invokes the protective nature in most men. Call it the flip side of motherly nurturing, the fatherly protective instinct can often propel a man into a collision course with a Mommy because she stimulates our evolutionarily developed instinct to protect the young and the nursing mothers. Despite some more radical interpretations of feminism, which see this attraction as somehow demeaning or insulting to an independent woman, this essential male instinct is designed to do neither. Nor can we divorce the protective from the sexual -- the two primal motivations are forever and intrinsically linked. When we men see innocence and vulnerability, there is a sexual twinge to the emotion that compels us to action the way no mere philosophy or morality does. Unfortunately, our society has tried to separate motherhood from sex to the extent that sometimes we feel guilty, or are castigated, by our sexual attraction to young mothers. Madonna or whore, there is no place in traditional Western thinking for a sexually active mother, nor a man who is attracted to the same. Mommies make us hard. That isn't sick. Don't make us ashamed of it, it's perfectly natural.

Often these women have suddenly become intimately aware of their sexuality and its connection to the over-all life force of the universe, seen through the filter of motherhood, and they embrace it as hungrily and as eagerly as free sample of Godiva Chocolate at the mall. Sometimes there is a certain desperate desire to reclaim their sexuality after the long pregnancy and infancy stages, and they want to prove to themselves and their partners that they and their suddenly-stretch-marked body can still perform like the 22 year-old hottie they remember being. Or perhaps it’s just been a while since their husband/boyfriend/passing stranger has given these new mommies the sexual fulfillment they need, and they just wanna get righteously fucked!

Examples:
“My Husband Hasn’t Touched Me Since The Delivery!” Mommies
“OMG – I Can’t Be Someone’s Mommy Yet!” Mommies
“I’ll Do Anything To Get My Kid Into Daycare” Mommies
“I’m Still Attractive, Aren’t I? AREN’T I?!?” Mommies
"I Can Still Blow A Dude In A Bathroom Because I'm Not THAT Old Yet" Mommies

NEXT: THE PRIME MILF

MILF Fantasy Hall-Of-Fame: Mrs. Brady

Whom among us didn't crank it at least once to the understated matronly sexuality of America's favorite TV Mom of the 1970s, Mrs. Brady?

MILFlog: A Fleshbot Gallery of MILFage!

I dearly love Fleshbot as a pro-am industry journal, and this is one of the reasons why: they like MILFs. Hell, they like pretty much anything, actually, but they give a decent amount of time and focus on the subject of mature sex. So whenever I come across a cougary tidbit from FB I like to point it out. This one is a delightful gallery and exploration of the MILF phenomenon, and while I don't necessarily agree with their idea of just what is and isn't a MILF, I have to give them props for their selection. Check it out!

MILFy Monday: MILF By The Pound!

No, I'm not talking about chunky MILFs -- nothin' wrong with that, just not talking about 'em. What I AM talking about is this 8 hour, 2-Disc 69 scene comp blockbuster, Star 69: All MILFs! Vivid has been in "the business" for a long time, and they have a deep bench when it comes to quality comp fare. Unlike some, I don't mind a comp; even if I stumble across a scene from a movie I've already seen, I get to see all sorts of stuff I missed without wading through what passes for a "script" for some movies. The scenes might be a little shorter, but considering just how repetitive even hot sex can be, that can actually be a plus.

But this flick is a choice addition to my collection. There are a lot of classic MILFs on it from Vivid's prestigious vault, some that predate the current MILF craze. Some personal faves: Kylie Ireland is always a hottie, and seeing her in MILF-mode is wonderful. Alexandra Silk is also a classic mature lady, and watching her suck cock is dreamy. And Janine has always had that lovely motherly look, even when she's getting her ass penetrated (actually, especially when she's getting her ass penetrated!). All in all, if you've every been a fan of Vivid and their celebrated contract stars, then this survey of sexy MILFs is going to please you!

Eddie says take a look!

Eddie's Back!

Miss me? You probably didn't even know I was gone! But I'm back from a working vacation and ready to continue to regale you with MILF-related stuff. But that brings me to an interesting quandry:

An acquaintance of mine recently asked why I spent the time and energy doing this blog, when a) there were plenty of other sex blogs out there and b) it's a pain in the ass to build a site from scratch and develop a readership, when I could hitch my fortune to someone else's star who has already developed a readership by writing for other sex blogs.

Perhaps. But you came here because you want MILF, the whole MILF, and nothing but the MILF, so help you Hera! Go to a regular sex blog like Fleshbot or Violet Blue's and you might hit one story about MILFs a month -- if you're lucky.

Me, I prefer to indulge my niche without having to wade through a bunch of stuff I'm not interested in. I'm hoping you do, too. When I post my MILFy Monday picks, it's because I've watched the flick and found favor with the cougars in question. I don't want it to get lost in the torrent of "other" sex news, I want it to be right there up front. And I did this because none of the other sex blogs I was frequenting focused on MILFs. So while I could find space and even perhaps money by focusing my efforts on some other blog, I'd prefer to nurture this one along so that all of us MILF guys (and gals, too -- we know all about the lesbian older woman crush!) have some place to hang out, shoot the proverbial shit, and enjoy the MILFiness without, say, going through another dozen posts about the latest porn "it" girl.

So I'm glad we had this little talk. More MILFy Mondays next week!

EP

Double MILFy Monday!

Howdy, folks! I've been out of touch because of the festive spring holidays, scoping out the cougars exchanging their winter coats for tit-popping pastel spring sweaters, but now I'm back! And to make up for my absence, today I'm going to recommend TWO deliciously MILFy movies for MILFy Monday!



First up, Big Mommy Boobs #4! There's nothing like watching a giant pair of melons sway gorgeously (say, under a pastel spring sweater . . .) and this two-disk set from New Sensations has a full rack of lusty, busty MILFs getting their groove on! Cast includes: Abby Rode, Austin Kincaid, Devon Lee, Lauren Vaughn, Victoria Valentino, Donna Doll, Bailey O'Dare, Ava Lauren, Amber Bach, Brandi Edwards, Cynthia Pendragon, and Felony Foreplay! Not the same porncougars you see every day, and there's plenty of hormonally-fueled enthusiasm in this gonzo-style flick!




Next up is one of my fave series, MILTF volume 26! A lot rougher cut that its competitors, this bit of nasty from Heatwave plays all of your MILFy fantasies! Seeing Devin Devine's monster rack bounce around while she rides her son't teacher cowgirl is a great way to spend an afternoon! And when it comes to the nerdy mom fantasy, you can't beat sultry Holly Hughes, playing a business executive who brings home a well-hung young staffer for a crack at his staff! The flick is "porn funny", but it makes for a good Date Night flick (even if you're dating your right palm at the moment . . .)

That's all for now -- but I'll be posting again soon (probably about watching Lucy Lawless' boobs on Spartacus: Blood and Sand on Starz!, my new Favorite MILF! You've come a long way, Xena . . . )