MILFology, Part Four: The Prime MILF

Then there are the “Prime MILFs”, the thirty-something Moms who are hitting their physical sexual peak. The whole “horny housewife” motif is at work here, despite the thinness of actual stay-at-home housewives on the ground these days. Conversely, this type of mature woman also fits nicely into the “Office Manager” fantasy for most men (different from the “Office Temp” fantasy, which usually employs a non-MILF fresh-faced “innocent” young woman). So why are these MILFs attractive?

Firstly, there is her rising self-confidence, occasionally coinciding with a hormonal surge. Biologically speaking, their bodies are screaming at them that they are in the prime of their sexual life, still young enough to be desirable to most men yet old enough to make the most of their sexuality. Their blood is coursing with changing hormones that can make them mad-horny. They have lost enough inhibitions through experience that they are beyond self-consciousness about their sexuality (unless they’ve gotten broken somewhere along the way – that’s a different fantasy altogether) and are beginning to get comfortable with their own desires.

By the time their 30s roll around, a Prime MILF has usually been through enough relationships and poor decision-making to begin developing the sublime confidence that makes them so attractive. They have begun to realize that sexual attraction and emotional fulfillment are two separate things, and that most men aren’t worth their time to court – but (if single or straying) they certainly don’t mind a healthy dose of dick completely unconnected with their emotional life.

No bullshit, no courtship, no metaphorical beating around the bush, the Prime MILF’s have given up all but a vestige of the teasing coquette they may have once been in exchange for the mature, selfish pursuit of sexual pleasure. Their experience with men has taught them how to confidently manipulate them to get what they want, but also taught them the foolishness of trying to “manage” them. Instead they offer (often younger) men exactly what the fresh young girls haven’t realized: that guys will do just about anything for sex, screw the relationship crap.

Prime MILFs are sometimes the victim of “seven year itch”, and is in a prime position for marital infidelity, in theory. Or they have worked their way through a marriage or two, or at least a few serious relationships, and they understand how the male/female dynamic works a LOT better – and work it to their sexual advantage. That rarely wins them friends among their younger, less-experienced colleagues (Cosmo has run a couple of articles on “the Dangers of Cougars” already!) but it does give them a reasonably steady supply of prick without the mess and fuss of a sticky relationship.

EXAMPLES:
Lonely Suburban Housewives (see MILF hall-of-famer Mrs. Brady)
Busy Soccer Moms Who Really Want Jimmy To Start This Season
Affluent And Undersexed Starbucks Moms
Middle Management Working Moms
“When Did I Start Looking At Young Guys Like That?” Moms
“Is That A Wedding Ring And Does It Really Matter?” Moms

Next Up: Part 5: The American Cougar

MILF HALL OF FAME: Meredith Baxter Birney

Alex P. Keaton and his sisters had one hot mom -- which is why we're inducting Meredith Baxter Birney into the MILF Hall Of Fame. The blonde hottie captivated our teenage years on Family Ties with her understated suburban look, her 80s hair, and her dogged determination to protect her kids, despite whatever stupid, shark-jumping shennanigans they got into. She was the perfect Mom Next Door.

Now some MILFologists might be upset to learn that Mrs. Keaton came out of the closet recently as a lesbian with a permanent girlfriend, because it upsets their delicate vision of what a hot MILF should be. But personally, the image of Mrs. Keaton munching muff? That's just bonus points!

MILF Monday pick: Interracial MILF Orgy!

I've had a request for a recommendation for good interracial MILF porn, and this one has the added bonus of being group-sex, too! Interracial MILF Orgy has about as much black dick and mature twat as you could ask for. A lot of great performers, here, including Vannah Sterling (I've been crushing on her for a while, now) Maria Bellucci and Julie Simone. The production company is Black Ice, which focuses mostly on black-on-black and interracial fare, not MILFs, but they did an outstanding job on this one. Check it out!

MILFy Monday: Who's Your Mommy?

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MILFology, Part Three: The Young MILF ("Mommy")

A recent development in MILFology has been the sub-nicheing of different kinds of MILFs. Like most “fetishy” niches, there is a variety within the theme with many different and diverse attractions. Today it isn’t “one MILF fits all”, there is definitely more than one kind of mature woman worthy of our lust and appreciation. Let’s run through the various spectra of MILFhood, and break down the attractions, shall we?

First there are what we call the “Young MILFs”, women in their late twenties or early thirties in the bloom of new motherhood: Mommies. Often the allure of these freshly minted MILFs is their sudden appreciation of their sexual maturity – the tentative, experimental days of youth are gone with the pangs of childbirth, as are the petty concerns that once haunted them. After undergoing pregnancy and the massive metabolic changes and physical interruption of the standard sexual organs (like, for instance, the Titty Fairy arriving and granting them the boobs they wanted since High School, and the less-eagerly-anticipated Stretch Mark Fairy), not to mention the emotional trauma of the experience, the Young MILF has begun to realize just how much of their early sex life was BS and which parts are really important to them. Their sexual responses are less about their attractiveness or how they are pleasing their men, and more about pleasing themselves.

As Petra, Wise Young Mommy and blogger of Sex And The Suburbs blog states so eloquently about this phase:

I got married, moved in with my in-laws, had a child, and bought a house. I went from being a publishing/editorial assistant in a publishing company to a work from home editor and writer to an unemployed blogger. I also went from being 25, in the best shape of my life, having sex almost every day to 30, saggy and stretched out and having sex about once or twice a week. If I saw myself now back then, I would be horrified. Then I would go admire myself naked in the mirror and go have some crazy sex.

For our part, there is something about a new mother that invokes the protective nature in most men. Call it the flip side of motherly nurturing, the fatherly protective instinct can often propel a man into a collision course with a Mommy because she stimulates our evolutionarily developed instinct to protect the young and the nursing mothers. Despite some more radical interpretations of feminism, which see this attraction as somehow demeaning or insulting to an independent woman, this essential male instinct is designed to do neither. Nor can we divorce the protective from the sexual -- the two primal motivations are forever and intrinsically linked. When we men see innocence and vulnerability, there is a sexual twinge to the emotion that compels us to action the way no mere philosophy or morality does. Unfortunately, our society has tried to separate motherhood from sex to the extent that sometimes we feel guilty, or are castigated, by our sexual attraction to young mothers. Madonna or whore, there is no place in traditional Western thinking for a sexually active mother, nor a man who is attracted to the same. Mommies make us hard. That isn't sick. Don't make us ashamed of it, it's perfectly natural.

Often these women have suddenly become intimately aware of their sexuality and its connection to the over-all life force of the universe, seen through the filter of motherhood, and they embrace it as hungrily and as eagerly as free sample of Godiva Chocolate at the mall. Sometimes there is a certain desperate desire to reclaim their sexuality after the long pregnancy and infancy stages, and they want to prove to themselves and their partners that they and their suddenly-stretch-marked body can still perform like the 22 year-old hottie they remember being. Or perhaps it’s just been a while since their husband/boyfriend/passing stranger has given these new mommies the sexual fulfillment they need, and they just wanna get righteously fucked!

Examples:
“My Husband Hasn’t Touched Me Since The Delivery!” Mommies
“OMG – I Can’t Be Someone’s Mommy Yet!” Mommies
“I’ll Do Anything To Get My Kid Into Daycare” Mommies
“I’m Still Attractive, Aren’t I? AREN’T I?!?” Mommies
"I Can Still Blow A Dude In A Bathroom Because I'm Not THAT Old Yet" Mommies

NEXT: THE PRIME MILF

MILF Fantasy Hall-Of-Fame: Mrs. Brady

Whom among us didn't crank it at least once to the understated matronly sexuality of America's favorite TV Mom of the 1970s, Mrs. Brady?

MILFlog: A Fleshbot Gallery of MILFage!

I dearly love Fleshbot as a pro-am industry journal, and this is one of the reasons why: they like MILFs. Hell, they like pretty much anything, actually, but they give a decent amount of time and focus on the subject of mature sex. So whenever I come across a cougary tidbit from FB I like to point it out. This one is a delightful gallery and exploration of the MILF phenomenon, and while I don't necessarily agree with their idea of just what is and isn't a MILF, I have to give them props for their selection. Check it out!

MILFy Monday: MILF By The Pound!

No, I'm not talking about chunky MILFs -- nothin' wrong with that, just not talking about 'em. What I AM talking about is this 8 hour, 2-Disc 69 scene comp blockbuster, Star 69: All MILFs! Vivid has been in "the business" for a long time, and they have a deep bench when it comes to quality comp fare. Unlike some, I don't mind a comp; even if I stumble across a scene from a movie I've already seen, I get to see all sorts of stuff I missed without wading through what passes for a "script" for some movies. The scenes might be a little shorter, but considering just how repetitive even hot sex can be, that can actually be a plus.

But this flick is a choice addition to my collection. There are a lot of classic MILFs on it from Vivid's prestigious vault, some that predate the current MILF craze. Some personal faves: Kylie Ireland is always a hottie, and seeing her in MILF-mode is wonderful. Alexandra Silk is also a classic mature lady, and watching her suck cock is dreamy. And Janine has always had that lovely motherly look, even when she's getting her ass penetrated (actually, especially when she's getting her ass penetrated!). All in all, if you've every been a fan of Vivid and their celebrated contract stars, then this survey of sexy MILFs is going to please you!

Eddie says take a look!

Eddie's Back!

Miss me? You probably didn't even know I was gone! But I'm back from a working vacation and ready to continue to regale you with MILF-related stuff. But that brings me to an interesting quandry:

An acquaintance of mine recently asked why I spent the time and energy doing this blog, when a) there were plenty of other sex blogs out there and b) it's a pain in the ass to build a site from scratch and develop a readership, when I could hitch my fortune to someone else's star who has already developed a readership by writing for other sex blogs.

Perhaps. But you came here because you want MILF, the whole MILF, and nothing but the MILF, so help you Hera! Go to a regular sex blog like Fleshbot or Violet Blue's and you might hit one story about MILFs a month -- if you're lucky.

Me, I prefer to indulge my niche without having to wade through a bunch of stuff I'm not interested in. I'm hoping you do, too. When I post my MILFy Monday picks, it's because I've watched the flick and found favor with the cougars in question. I don't want it to get lost in the torrent of "other" sex news, I want it to be right there up front. And I did this because none of the other sex blogs I was frequenting focused on MILFs. So while I could find space and even perhaps money by focusing my efforts on some other blog, I'd prefer to nurture this one along so that all of us MILF guys (and gals, too -- we know all about the lesbian older woman crush!) have some place to hang out, shoot the proverbial shit, and enjoy the MILFiness without, say, going through another dozen posts about the latest porn "it" girl.

So I'm glad we had this little talk. More MILFy Mondays next week!

EP