MILF Monday pick: Big Titty MILF 10

If there's one thing I like better than MILFs, it's MILFs with big boobs -- and Big Titty MILFs 10 has five sexy MILFs with amazingly gorgeous tits! I checked it out at Adamandeveondemand and the highlight is definitely cover-MILF Janet Mason. Now, it's arguable that I favored her because I'm partial to redheads, but she bears a striking resemblance to the redhead on Desperate Housewives, and watching her suck cock was dreamy. I can't mention Janet without mentioning Vannah Sterling, who has boobs you could become pleasantly lost in for a couple of months and screws like she hasn't had a dick in about that long. Hot. It's a two-hour flick, and at a good price (don't be afraid to root around the site for deals -- they run specials all the time, which is why I like 'em) so if you're in the mood for MILFy mamms this Monday, check it out!

MILFology PART TWO: The Experience Factor

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Then there are the MILFs themselves. What makes them different from their younger counterparts? Well, an exhaustive search of the available media (translation: I watched about eight million MILF DVDs) reveals some intriguing observations. First, MILFs in general are more experienced than the 20-somethings that regularly feature in gonzo productions. That is, they know how to screw.

Younger girls, bless their bouncy boobies, often suffer from the idea that just because they have a pretty face, perky titties, a shaved beaver and a tramp stamp that they are natural experts on the arts of lust. The fact is, however, that however pretty you are, at their age they just haven’t had enough experience to be able to perform as well as a 30-40 year old woman who’s been getting laid weekly by a husband or boyfriend (or combination thereof) for decades. A Sweet Young Thing is wonderful to look at, but can she deliver the goods when it counts? Sure, she can have loads of natural talent, and develop it quickly, but compared to a real MILF these kittens are nookie rookies.

A MILF has experience, and with it, a sexual confidence that leaps off the screen and into our pants. When a forty-something looks at a long, thick cock in front of her face, she does so with undisguised lust – she knows how special a thing that is. And damn if she doesn’t know what to do with it. MILFs know the exquisite pleasure of a really good screw, and many have sampled enough cocks to know that the average porn stud’s raging tower of lust is a rare and special thing and should be treated with respect and enthusiasm. They aren't worried about camera angles or how their hair and make-up look or when they're getting paid -- they're here for the DICK, and that commitment to the erotic arts is a joy to behold. They've overcome the shyness, self-doubt and tentative demeanor that their younger counterparts can't help but have, and lustfully express their delight at a primo pussy-pounding by a powerfully potent prick.

That experience is attractive and authentic – and that’s just what the average MILF-lover is looking for in MILF porn.

Next: PART THREE: THE YOUNG MILF (Mommy)

Cool post: Putting the "love" in MILF

A dude TOTALLY goes off on how he's drawn to MILFs. Totally. A sample:

My friends who had babies make me feel funny in my zipper district. This is new. Awkward. It’s not like I’m going to say anything, like, “Your daughter is beautiful and so is your ass.” But I’m confessing here, comrades.

Follow the link for the whole blessed article. But this points out that not all of our immediate crushes are on hot blonde 18 year old nymphs. Sometimes there's nothing sexier than a woman with a minivan and a grocery list and a great pair of tits.

MILF Monday pick:30 Love

It's Monday -- time for the MILF pick of the week! Every Monday I try to pick out a great MILF-oriented movie to recommend from my collection -- and this week we're headed for the tennis courts!




I mean, the tennis pro/rich horny cougar motif has been hot since the 1970s, when our mothers all had affairs (or were best friends with women who had affairs) with tennis pros. There's even the submeme of "tennis pro as gigolo" that's kind of cool, in a retro 70s big porn mustache kind of way. In this delicious tale, it's Brad Armstrong who is the past-his-prime pro -- but if his on-court game is off, he still gets plenty of cougar pussy around the club! It's a Wicked Pictures flick, so expect some really nice production values, decent acting, and really pretty people having really hot sex with rubbers. But there's some outstanding MILF talent here -- props go out to Dyanna Lauren for outstanding blowjob, and Diamond Foxx just for being so damn sexy! Find a full review of the movie . . . here!

Fave MILF movie of the week:

Just wanted to interrupt my discourse on MILFiness with a blatantly horny plug for my MILF Pick Of The Week: Mother Suckers, by 3rd Degree. With the gorgeous boobs and MILF-Next-Door face of Lisa Ann (most famous for her portrayal of a certain former Alaskan Governor on Hustler's hits, Who's Nailin' Paylin, Hollywood's Nailin' Palin, and Letterman's Nailin' Palin), Lisa Ann is also one of the hottest cougars in Cougarland. Plus, she was MILF of the Year 2010, thanks to AVN! Having her headline (pun intended) this twelve-MILF series of smoldering hot hummers is just icing on the cake -- also note superb suckings from Julia Ann, Rayveness, and Debi Diamond, among others! The hot MILF blowjob is a staple of the MILF-junkie's fantasy life, and these dozen mother suckers bring that fantasy to life! Enjoy!

Be sure to check out the video of her making rice crispy treats in Lisa Ann's Bio